<![CDATA[FROGPANTS! Podcasts, Art, Newsletter, MORE!: The Morning Stream]]>https://frogpants.substack.com/s/the-morning-streamhttps://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!wdg3!,w_256,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F84177f69-5cde-4054-8018-e5459d553c80_1280x1280.pngFROGPANTS! Podcasts, Art, Newsletter, MORE!: The Morning Streamhttps://frogpants.substack.com/s/the-morning-streamSubstackSat, 18 Apr 2026 13:53:15 GMT<![CDATA[TMS 2994: That Bong Dingo Guy]]>https://frogpants.substack.com/p/tms-2994-that-bong-dingo-guyhttps://frogpants.substack.com/p/tms-2994-that-bong-dingo-guyThu, 16 Apr 2026 16:45:11 GMTIdiocracy was a future documentary. Chuck Adjacent. I’ll Eat Your Outrage Milkshake. I saw the band Twice once. Lawsuit-Induced Heroin Addiction. That’s My Secret. I’m Always Offended! You Cut My Fiber, I’ll Cut You! The Kim Johnson Lasagna Teleportation. My money is on Ringo. Call before, ya dig? Spudging it. Shunking the Road into a Truck. Slowly stop…

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]]><![CDATA[TMS 2993: Injectable Meat]]>https://frogpants.substack.com/p/tms-2993-injectable-meathttps://frogpants.substack.com/p/tms-2993-injectable-meatWed, 15 Apr 2026 16:39:08 GMTSwabbin’ His What? Filling Holes in Cheese with Dunaway. Reverse Pimento Loaf. Once, Twice, Three Times a K-Pop Fan. Powdered-Face Borg. Taxes Can Eat a Choad. Never accept any wooden bitcoins. Moby-Dick Like Spider-Man. Scott’s brick of coke. I kind of like the worst candy. Being around other people teaches you how to be around other people. That shark…

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]]><![CDATA[TMS 2992: The German IRS]]>https://frogpants.substack.com/p/tms-2992-the-german-irshttps://frogpants.substack.com/p/tms-2992-the-german-irsTue, 14 Apr 2026 16:29:18 GMTBrillo wig. This is worth 5 Griblets. Virtual pants credit card. Consistently overrated. Scott loves small shit. See which noodle sticks. Grave Digger (not the monster truck). There are dice involved. The wife married to Bundy. Pandemic tainted. We only hire the smilers. Anyone can make a burger. Alex Trebek it up. I left my credit card in my other virt…

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]]><![CDATA[TMS 2991: Smell No Evil]]>https://frogpants.substack.com/p/tms-2991-smell-no-evilhttps://frogpants.substack.com/p/tms-2991-smell-no-evilMon, 13 Apr 2026 16:46:55 GMTThe 4 Monkeys are Micky, Dave, Michael and Peter. I don’t like wet TeeVeeeeeeeeeeees! Discounted Black Wiener. It’s a circumcision, dummy. Amy: The Muppet Sherpa. Give Me the Special Potassium. Don’t you make my Brown Eyes Periwinkle. Circumcision - Practice Makes Perfect. Undead media. Feeling Blue with Dunaway. Fantasy Island supernatural death. Far…

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]]><![CDATA[TMS 2990: Incertception]]>https://frogpants.substack.com/p/tms-2990-incertceptionhttps://frogpants.substack.com/p/tms-2990-incertceptionThu, 09 Apr 2026 16:40:33 GMTEven in Milk it stays Hard. Brief Window of Sanity. Getting My Head Around Hard and Soft Enamel. Don’t Change Your Hole. Nobody is bummed about the lack of finger checks. The great Kit KAT Caper. I see Poland, I see France, I’ve got Kit Kats in my pants. We Just Want To See You, Sweaty and Naked. All in All it’s just another 8-Track in the Wall. It’s So…

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]]><![CDATA[TMS Hangout! ]]>https://frogpants.substack.com/p/tms-hangouthttps://frogpants.substack.com/p/tms-hangoutWed, 08 Apr 2026 16:17:38 GMTJust Scott, the chat, and Brian Dunaway for a visit!

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]]><![CDATA[TMS 2989: Black Licorice Adjacent]]>https://frogpants.substack.com/p/tms-2989-black-licorice-adjacenthttps://frogpants.substack.com/p/tms-2989-black-licorice-adjacentTue, 07 Apr 2026 16:29:40 GMTStop Body Shaming My Alien Queen. Avengers: Dunesday. Little Bum Cheeks. SquareFrog NoPants. Human Eyes (clap clap) We’re Biting you! Flys That Bite Eyes. The Elephant Can’t Consent. The neighbor’s kid is barking again. Hoodoo Voodoo Magic Poof. I Played Bass For Tribal Luminescence Back In ‘85. Partial Nipple Exposure. Mountain Dew Pepto Blast. Great D…

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]]><![CDATA[TMS 2988: Seductive Bread]]>https://frogpants.substack.com/p/tms-2988-seductive-breadhttps://frogpants.substack.com/p/tms-2988-seductive-breadMon, 06 Apr 2026 16:27:01 GMTDo Muppets have biological eyes cuz I like really wanted to know. Stress of the White Lotus. Keeping Carbohydrated. Chicken of the bedroom. The Lemon Teas and the Whatnots. Sharing Isn’t Always Caring. You’ll have no David, no Keith and no Lt. Yar! Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice... & A Time Machine... AND A CAVEMAN! Onlybread dot com. Combover Chicken. Smok…

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]]><![CDATA[TMS 2987: Double Patty Business]]>https://frogpants.substack.com/p/tms-2987-double-patty-businesshttps://frogpants.substack.com/p/tms-2987-double-patty-businessThu, 02 Apr 2026 16:42:18 GMTMy Crunch Wrap Was Not Supreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeme! Hey Dooby Brother! cut that hair! Buck Fiddy Glizzy. Crazy Rich Neighbours. I am no Chuck! We Have Stuff... & Things! Is it too early to get a walleye sandwich? Cod Adjacent. Too much meat for Brian. Web-based Nar. Chuckfusion. In n Out, the experience. All your schedule holes are belong to us. College, the…

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]]><![CDATA[TMS 2986: Game of Bedpans]]>https://frogpants.substack.com/p/tms-2986-game-of-bedpanshttps://frogpants.substack.com/p/tms-2986-game-of-bedpansWed, 01 Apr 2026 16:29:54 GMTShits Are Fine. Huge, disgusting grandma-shaped lady. Do Genie’s have belly buttons? because I really want to know! I have nipples, Greg. Can you bet on me? Guns Neurosis. F-bomb Streaker. All Quiet on the Licorice Front. Sal Mon Dunaway. Better Call Khaleesi. Includes No Real Pandas. Fudging up your no eff-bomb record. Genies are Pirates with No Legs. …

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]]><![CDATA[TMS 2985: Pig Moisture]]>https://frogpants.substack.com/p/tms-2985-pig-moisturehttps://frogpants.substack.com/p/tms-2985-pig-moistureTue, 31 Mar 2026 16:40:23 GMT6 1/2 inch vine analysis. Panthers are Pigeons. Lulling you into the sixties. Brian watches too much Television. We’re not livin’ in the best house. Zartan asks what’s in your wallet? Buck Fiddy Glizzy. We Called the Beard Zoe. Here Comes Some Green Poops. A Very Special TMS Quiz. Shit! I mean yes. Were There Chicks in the Bucket on Petticoat Junction? …

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]]><![CDATA[TMS 2984: Big Pastrami]]>https://frogpants.substack.com/p/tms-2984-big-pastramihttps://frogpants.substack.com/p/tms-2984-big-pastramiMon, 30 Mar 2026 17:00:12 GMTPaying in Dong. Big Meat Log. Tinker, Taylor, Soldier, Pokemon. Plenty of Boob Tape. These Pescatarians Are Stabbing All The Fish. Then What Was Scott Feeding the Cat?!? Old Wilted Carrot And A Piece Of Gum. You Get NO Murders, NO Teslas & NO LT YAR! I Wanted Waffle House, So I Went to Waffle House For Waffle House. I don’t like Greg with two geeeeeeeee…

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]]><![CDATA[TMS 2983: Oliver Garden]]>https://frogpants.substack.com/p/tms-2983-oliver-gardenhttps://frogpants.substack.com/p/tms-2983-oliver-gardenWed, 25 Mar 2026 16:49:09 GMTTom Nook and His Damn Kids. In space, no one can hear you gamble. The Pokemon Who Smealt It Dealt It. Schlonk Down to the Floor. Are you the Gerp? Left Kevin At The Table. SORA loser. A tiny gap in your bottom. You had me at everything you said. Rubbing, plugging in and Finding the right hole. That was some PreShow. Get out of the shit, Gerp! No Shores …

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]]><![CDATA[TMS 2982: Spoonfuls of Lard]]>https://frogpants.substack.com/p/tms-2982-spoonfuls-of-lardhttps://frogpants.substack.com/p/tms-2982-spoonfuls-of-lardTue, 24 Mar 2026 16:49:03 GMTRegretting The Hot Dog. Bird Fingering. I Don’t Like Chatty Phlebotomeeeee. Effin’ BitCoin! Pocket Taco Seasoning. Local Hate Figure. Real Guinnea pig, fake jaw. Glissy in the Sun. Certain Protein Bars. Have I told you I have BitCoin. 98 Problems and a Frog Ain’t One. Is there Diplomatic Immunity for Nerdtacular cuz I like really wanted to know. The hum…

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]]><![CDATA[TMS 2981: Never go full pie]]>https://frogpants.substack.com/p/tms-2981-never-go-full-piehttps://frogpants.substack.com/p/tms-2981-never-go-full-pieMon, 23 Mar 2026 16:58:38 GMTDig Your Own Grave & Save! First dead, first served. I don’t like cups with cat PEEEEEEEE! We taste with our smell. Douche Noodle. None Of This Is Live. None Of This Is Real. It ain’t legal until its done in Mississippi. Cat Urine is an Acquired Taste. Nobody goes to secret pizza because its too busy. Playing the Leo Moment. He Ordered A Virgin. He Didn…

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]]><![CDATA[TMS 2980: Jackson Polyp]]>https://frogpants.substack.com/p/tms-2980-jackson-polyphttps://frogpants.substack.com/p/tms-2980-jackson-polypThu, 19 Mar 2026 16:40:42 GMTThe Call is Coming from INSIDE the Colon! Hi Brian! How’s Your Arsehole? We Only Want Her Laying There For HALF A Day!! Mom’s got a fresh batch of runnin’ butter! Spider crotch phone. With great polyp comes great responsibility. Schmidt Crateefter. Must Hang Sally. Pinchers vs fangs. You sleep. I watch. Nekkid Phone. Stoned and funny. They Named the Cat…

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]]><![CDATA[TMS 2979: Pinch, Don’t Punch]]>https://frogpants.substack.com/p/tms-2979-pinch-dont-punchhttps://frogpants.substack.com/p/tms-2979-pinch-dont-punchTue, 17 Mar 2026 16:43:09 GMTHump plumping injectables. Dr. Early Fingers. Sloan And The Family Sty. Tarot Card Psychic Never Saw It Coming. How Evil is Your Residence. You’ll have No Will Smith, No Sean Penn and No Lt. Yar! Camel Tampering. Mumbo Jumbo Salesman. All The Shillelagh Ladies. Tiny Pricks In The White House. This Tea isn’t very Clare. All the food Brian can’t have toda…

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]]><![CDATA[TMS 2978: Full Warburton]]>https://frogpants.substack.com/p/tms-2978-full-warburtonhttps://frogpants.substack.com/p/tms-2978-full-warburtonMon, 16 Mar 2026 16:52:39 GMTOperation Baja blast. Beating the hood till it’s flat. Mmm Mold Holes. Six Times the Charm. Mr Pee Pee Poopypants. Narcissistic gate keeping butthole. Fingering the Cookie Jar. Look at the Seam on that Guy. Double Teaming Dunaway. Wait...My intestines are curled up? Release the Gloop be gone! Lazy electrons. Board Game People Don’t Expect Much. This is …

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]]><![CDATA[TMS 2977: Bartholomew Cheesecake]]>https://frogpants.substack.com/p/tms-2977-bartholomew-cheesecakehttps://frogpants.substack.com/p/tms-2977-bartholomew-cheesecakeThu, 12 Mar 2026 16:37:09 GMTAre There a lot of Cherries in the Black Forest? Zee Coconuts. Letter swaps to Anus. The Ancient City of Zubba Zubba. The Romulans and the Capulets. Gotta get down on Pi Day. The All Day Bird. Marky Mark Removal Specialist. Kip-Bo Spaghetti. Bask In The People. The General Geezer Area. Brian likes pina colada. No Mermaid Left Behind. A Very Limp Biscuit…

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]]><![CDATA[TMS 2976: Un phoque m’a poussé]]>https://frogpants.substack.com/p/tms-2976-un-phoque-ma-poussehttps://frogpants.substack.com/p/tms-2976-un-phoque-ma-pousseWed, 11 Mar 2026 16:39:30 GMTWeird Molly Guys. Krypto Currency is For the Dogs. Beardy and the Melon. It’s A Show... Of Shit. See more asses with Dunaway. Is goofy a dog? because I like seriously wanted to know. My Friends Went In With LSDeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Pushed By A Rose? I blame Scoop Jorgensen. A smart dog who’s into your wife. Goofus cainus. I’m That Type Of Curmudg…

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