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TMS 3041: Wet Zoo Smell

Scott Johnson — Thu, 23 Jul 2026 16:39:30 GMT

I Like Big Poops and I Don’t Know Why. Four Way Swipe. Billionaires ruin everything. Prequel Sequel Sidequel. She broke and he fell. Cosmically unfair physics. Trickle down unhappiness. Let’s Test The Ship’s Warpers. Rental Application Convenience Utility Pet Fee. Oops all Japan. Preview the Ladyvoice. OREO is just dumb. Never start with strep. Mmmmmmmm…

TMS 3039: Nubbin Lights

Scott Johnson — Tue, 21 Jul 2026 16:46:45 GMT

High Fructose TMS. Parking Odyssey. Heathen Comedy. Trim the Beard for Time Travel. Dude Kim, Where’s My Car? Laundro Mated. Fart Pit. Chevy Dixit. Gnasty Gnarly Beard. Squeeples. TMS Zero Minus One. The Square one is black…the obelisk is supposed to be black. Jacked Damon. Put in the coins and do your thing. The running of the nerds with Dan and more o…

TMS: Oops, all Brian!

Scott Johnson — Mon, 20 Jul 2026 18:22:49 GMT

Brian is here! Scott it out of town! Brian recorded anyway and talked about 3D printing stuff! Enjoy!

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TMS 3038: Hey not Hay

Scott Johnson — Thu, 16 Jul 2026 16:39:40 GMT

There are FOUR KIMS! Spiderman: Dunesday. Mutual of Utah’s Wild Kingdom. I Dont Like Cat PEEEEEEE! Talking and Tinkling. Nuts and All. A Safe Space to Be Stupid. I can Sia Why YOU Like it. I’m hear about the bottles of pee during CORE. Dont Interupt The Flow...with The Flow. Cannot be flapped. The Odyssey but not the Ukraine. High dog on high mountain. …

TMS 3037: Snake Healer

Scott Johnson — Wed, 15 Jul 2026 16:42:34 GMT

The Trees are Breathing! Artificial Lack of Intelligence. The shoe was the golfball. Curb Thy Enthusiasm. Mad Max: Burning Man Road. The Fault in our Notebook. The Dafoe baconator. Vicarious Burning Man. Angus and Enus. Hewlett Packard Wells’ The Time Machine. Do plants feel pain? cuz I’d like really wanted to know. Texas Longhorn Roadsteakhouse. Make i…

TMS 3036: Huffing Aphids

Scott Johnson — Tue, 14 Jul 2026 16:34:50 GMT

Come for the drones, stay for the malfunction massacre. As God As My Witness, I Thought Aphids Could Fly! Shoot me in the face kind of movie. Timothy Dalton plays the same character on both the Rocketeer and Hot Fuzz. KFC bucket head. 7600 Drones and the Big Parade. Give Us Rain....Chocolate Rain. Two Robin Hood’s, One Cup. Something, something, choking…

TMS 3035: Cucumber Butts

Scott Johnson — Mon, 13 Jul 2026 16:47:58 GMT

Big Boy Fractions. Shut Up, Buttermilk Man! 2.5 on the Rectum Scale. Worst Lithium outbreak in years. Speaking in Cursive. Preacher-fry. I’m Hawken Here! 140 degrees of godzilla. Give me your sister! I don’t like Buttermilk. Decataracted Tina. Dearest Love Dunaway. Eyeballologist. Mayhaps Blood Shall Be Had. The Business of Outrage with Stephen and more…

TMS 3034: The Taco Bell Peace Prize

Scott Johnson — Thu, 09 Jul 2026 16:49:21 GMT

Snarkmonster. King Bluetooth was an Icon. Breathing liquid with Travis. Confidently Stupid. Everyone loves Alan Cumming or going. Sweating like a narc at a biker rally. Vent your spleen. Everything is better with Muppets. I sell televisions and televised products I tell ya hwat. Successfully Made The Holes. Travis’ glasses magic. Nailed the Bajarken. Th…

TMS 3033: Goat Coven

Scott Johnson — Wed, 08 Jul 2026 16:58:36 GMT

Do woodpeckers get brain damage? because I like seriously wanted to know. Everyone Is A Butthole. Chinese Monkey Goat. Shirtless dudes with horns. Manus. Fun With Guardrails. What kind of a turn-down deal? The great academic goat journal Far Cry 4. They can both butt you and screw you. Butts and Poop and Dunaway. Look at this paperwork. There are FOUR F…

TMS 3032: Symmetrical Film Experience

Scott Johnson — Tue, 07 Jul 2026 16:24:09 GMT

Gymsplaining. Welshers are Grape. Lost Little People. Sinister, stage left. Support your local Glass Repair shop, break a window. All right! I don’t like my soup crustyyyyyyyyyy! Please drag your body to the DEAD center of the bar. Down front is for weirdos. I love when families enlarge around here. Chicken Gender Reveal. Flapping with Chuck and Amy. Yo…

TMS 3031: Well-Drawn Old Men

Scott Johnson — Mon, 06 Jul 2026 16:40:17 GMT

Eating Dirt with Scott. Vitamin Orange. Englan-duh. Cindy-Kate Cartoonsmith. Same Hole Zones. Ear cartilage, how does it work? All in All You’re Just A... Lego Brick on the Floor. Hootin’ Holler Hoosgow! Spreadless cracker. You play as people. Use the Flu, Luke! Desperately Holding on to the Jugs of Pee. Dark vicious blood. Making a space in your life f…

TMS 3030: Basically Lube

Scott Johnson — Wed, 01 Jul 2026 16:44:58 GMT

Up your axel with Dunaway. Oops, All Buttholes! Everything’s a Musical now. Femergy. Chucking a flapper. Tuberculosis is my favorite. LOOK, A GIRL! Moisturize me!! Geriatric mother stock. Gimme a 243 with Extra Sparkle. Yes and vibe. Dirty feet run in family. Soup of Theseus. Beliefs with Old Man Merrit. Hornets are much worse than BEEEEEES and more on …

TMS 3029: Big Medical Fork

Scott Johnson — Tue, 30 Jun 2026 16:51:47 GMT

How About a Bobby? Brian be illin’. Sucking Down a Coke. Heel Cheese. Logan says sorry this time. Feeling the Warmth of Another Man. Bee prisoners. Robert is my Alternate Name. Dudewarming. There are FOUR NEEDLES!! Hard vibing with Niki and Huyen. You can RENT BEES! Half Scott’s Frontal Fell Off. No Dudes Allowed. Victory Pancakes with Bill and more on …

TMS 3028: Boil in Bag Brian

Scott Johnson — Mon, 29 Jun 2026 16:33:59 GMT

Running on a Single Nutter Butter. Warm Pickle Packs. Grandma is raw-dogging it! Vader and the pirate. Fish Farts with Dill. The hills are not what they seem. Broke Brian mountain. Arby’s: we have the herpes. June is Utah Month. Pumping His Pistons. Pillbox HAT!!!! What kind of a Netflix deal? Nobody Puts Billy Idol in the Corner! Adam Scott is the Mich…

TMS 3027: Chris Browne’s Final Form

Scott Johnson — Thu, 25 Jun 2026 16:33:44 GMT

Twist a Testicle. Are you HAPPY? Fletcher’s Special Sauce. For a hundred bucks you can buy things that cost a hundred dollars! Supergirl: Fury Road. The Satanic Golden Girls. Got a Burning Sensation from Nevada. Incidents of Towers and Iron. Tina was born in the darkness. It’s the little moustache what does it! DCsplaining. Heartbreak Feels Good When Yo…

ALT TMS: The Panic is Real

Scott Johnson — Wed, 24 Jun 2026 16:35:54 GMT

An alternate universe TMS today! Brian is out so Scott sits down with the chat and talks about a mirad of things that will hopfully be of interest to some of you! Enjoy!

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TMS 3026: Ram stick deflection

Scott Johnson — Tue, 23 Jun 2026 16:35:38 GMT

Dirty Diana Ross. I’m a grapefruit, can you supreme me? Monica’s Licked Foot Review. Can I kill my neighbors beeeeeeeeeees?!?! Smoke Week Everyday. Hairy David’s package. Dear Ethics. I hath slain thine hornets. Marty Supreme a Grapefruit. Big Journey Scarab. Du, Du Ram, Du Ram Stick. You Say Supply Chain, I Say Logistics Network. Soggy, Papier Mache Di…

TMS 3025: Cocaine Worm

Scott Johnson — Mon, 22 Jun 2026 16:35:07 GMT

Scott’s beard really ties the room together. Welcome to Innie Outie Burger. This tastes confusing. Everything’s a week from something. Uh, is it too early for a belly button sandwich?! In Soviet Russia Hamburger Helper poke you. Ice cream math. Got a Little Ding. Black Pink Lemonade. Baby Boots on the Ground. A Tad of Trivia. Don’t drink the brown lemon…

TMS 3024: The Dog Named Beef

Scott Johnson — Thu, 18 Jun 2026 16:38:31 GMT

Ding dong, BITCH! Bypassing The Hulk Inhibitor. Zendaya Tattoo on a Furry Butt. Grindin’ Poo in the Clover, if ya know what I mean. The answer to life the universe and everything....67. Just Doing Spider Things. First Live Shaggy. Diagnosis: Geek. Nerdtacular? More like Dork Fest! A trashy experience. He’s got Wes Borland eyes. Map in the Iraq. A Decent…

TMS 3023: Mo Nopoly, Mo Problems

Scott Johnson — Wed, 17 Jun 2026 16:37:49 GMT

La Law: Spanish for The Law. Welcome to Tug, may I take your pants? I don’ like smootheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeng! Sandy Clams. Plate dip. Mr. Crowley vs. Mr. Crummy. Change your dumb answer. Shallot Sounds Like Chalet? Smoke from grandpa’s hole. Show me your cootie. It’s beautiful back there! Mythical Alan. Choots and Ladders. Mouse trout. No AI with Tom and …