TMS 2304: Yellow Simmons

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TMS 2304: Yellow Simmons

Scott Johnson

Jun 20, 2022

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Uncle Ben Killed Batman's Parents. Good for Hummy. What kind of sick cucumber snuff film is this? Hottie McBabypants. Darts in your Cornhole. Tossing Your Tortillas. I'm getting too old for this space travel. Is It Too Early for a Funny Frisch Chipsfrisch? German is a Big Language. Use my baldness to my advantage. I Would Gladly Throw That At Your Head.…

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